woody allen quotes

Woody Allen's career as a comedian already started in High School where he began writing stand-up comedy. Until today he made 42 movies from which some of the following Woody Allen quotes are taken. One of  the characteristics of his movies and thus of Woody Allen quotes is a bittersweet and sometimes ironic way to entertain people. The bold way he talks about life made him famous and as you will see in the following Woody Allen quotes he deserves his popularity.

Enjoy your reading of the best-known Woody Allen quotes!

"In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
About: Television quotes, America and Americans quotes.
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
About: Failure quotes, Innovation quotes.
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"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
About: Funny quotes.
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
About: Life quotes, Death and dying quotes.
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
About: Funny quotes, Dating quotes.
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
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About: Cheating quotes, Soul quotes.
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"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
About: Travel quotes.
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"And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room."
Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)
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